by GBabyPoonSlayer January 17, 2007
Get the poon dragonmug. by Paul September 29, 2003
Get the Poon dustmug. Much like Poonin', Poon Dawgin' is used to describe one who is an accomplished poon hunter on a poonan hunt. A true Poon Dawg is one who can effortlessly collect poon.
by General Skaar the Boy Chunder September 5, 2010
Get the Poon Dawgin'mug. 
a sexual or romantic bandwagon; to be on the poon wagon means to be in a relationship or simply getting tons of ass. Typically a phrase used towards males.
by BallsDeepInVaseline September 29, 2011
Get the poon wagonmug. Comparable to swamp ass, Lagoon Poon's potent force can instantly soften even the sturdiest of boners . Most common symptoms and signs of "lagoon poon" are a puffy irritation and vast swelling of vagina lips. When encountering hookers with wet, sticky pubic curls; chances are, she suffers from lagoon poon. The collection of pussy sweat often creates a twat slime similar to the texture of infant diarrhea and is often mistaken for grandmas famous meat loaf. Lagoon Poon is a category five cunt funk condition, and although many slam pigs can't help it, they sure can tame it with a simple baby wipe.
Jamarcus: "Bruh, look like dat bitch threw up in her lap my nigga. Slime be dripping through dem yoga pants my nigga"
Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
Denzel: " True my nigga, dat sweaty box be a sure case of Lagoon Poon my nigga"
by dirtyernie92 July 17, 2014
Get the Lagoon Poonmug. Multiple Queefs, one after another. At least 4 in a row are needed. Similar to a Sonic Boom, although if equal in loudness it's suggested the women seeks medical attention.
by The Spike Returns March 10, 2009
Get the sonic poonmug.