Puta, Please

Side Note: The Spanish word Puta is Spanish for prostitute or whore.

The Phrase "puta please" is the Spanish Variant of "Bitch Please" "Nig(whatever ending you please whether it be "ger" "ga" "gah" "nig" "let" or nothing at all.) It like the other phrases tone of voice matters whether it is offensive or not, also who you are with.

This is the First "Puta, Please" on The Urban Dictionary! From T.T. in Fort Lauderdale.

Rosa: Aye Maria, I went to the swap shop and and I got my weave done for $Free.99! When I went to go get my shit done those bitches told me I had to get my own weave, so I went to the Puta next to her and got some authentic fucking, Puerto Rican horse hair!

Maria: Ja Ja Ja (the Spanish Hahaha) Puta, Please!

by ghostlyscape March 20, 2011

Apocalypse Please

first song on the album, "Absolution", by Muse an English Rock/Pop band that has recently become popular in the U.S.
The song Apocalypse Please is about the end of the world and that the people of the world should "change the course of history." The song could even be in reference to world leaders "wanting" the end of the world.

World leaders's actions make it seem as if they would say, "apocalypse please"

by emasame November 3, 2006

Lady Pleaser

An alternate reference to the penis

Give me your lady pleaser

by mjo074 February 9, 2009

please note this does not account for all members of the minorities listed above,as in meaning not all black/white/black-wannabe's are like that,but to be fully truthfull alot are,and thats whats wrong with our world nowadays..

A really shitty use of the word tag

If you clicked this, you know

by Freak July 30, 2003

Rest in peace, please!

1. Wishing someone was (almost) dead - at least to you.
2. Holler that if an old girl-/boyfriend (in other words: your ex) simply won´t leave you alone and starts stressing you out.
3. Abbreviate like this: RIPPLS

Ex: "Jennie, you should really give me another chance - I have changed!"
Jennie: "Douchebags don´t change. Just leave me alone."
Ex: "But Jennie, the least you could do is to give me your new cell phone number. Why have you changed phones, anyway?"
Jennie: "Oh, rest in peace, please!"

by Jazmataz January 17, 2008

Plea 5th

s the act of refusing to testify under oath in a court of law or any other tribunal (such as a Congressional committee) on the ground that the answers that would be given could be used as evidence against the witness to convict him or her of a criminal offense. Although similar to the right to remain silent when being questioned by law enforcement officers, and coming from the same source, namely the Fifth Amendment in the Bill of Rights, the right to refuse to answer when under oath has a longer history than Miranda rights.

As federal grand juries have the power to subpoena individuals and force them to take the witness stand, defendants in such proceedings invariably refuse to answer any questions put to them, citing their Fifth Amendment rights. If the defendant does answer any question put by the prosecutor during the proceeding, the protection of the Fifth Amendment is lost.citation needed
One famous example of "Plea 5th" in recent history was when Colonel Oliver North was asked to testify before Congress regarding his role in destroying documents during the Iran-Contra Affair.1 North refused to answer on the grounds that his answers would incriminate him.
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by Mr.Job December 23, 2010

beach please

Another way to say bitch please, also a really popular saying on clothes that you would wear to the beach.

i saw a shirt that said 'beach please' and i was like 'well, beach please'

by al333x April 21, 2017