Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA

“I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”

by fortcraft moment January 31, 2025

Philadelphia faucet

You come in someone’s mouth you jump on their stomach, so it blows out their nose

Yo I’m gonna give you a Philadelphia faucet

by Philadelphia master February 23, 2025

Philadelphia pork dip

The act of hog tying a partner, then using horseradish instead of lube.

I heard that Dave gave Meg the old Philadelphia pork dip last night, and now she squeals whenever she sits down.

by Dirty dishes March 13, 2025

Philadelphia Thigh Stapler

When a man staples his penis to either his right or left thigh, and a woman proceeds to rip the stapler out with her teeth and 'play' (suck) the penis like a flute.

Frank: Just got a philadelphia thigh stapler, man that shit hurts
Gloria: Just gave frank a philadelphia thigh stapler

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Philadelphia side car

The act of a male inserting his penis into another persons colostomy hole and fucking it till completion. Sometimes used as payment for drugs or kink satisfaction.

Paramedic: “This patient has herpes around her colostomy port.”
Doctor: “ahh the good old Philadelphia Side Car.”

by Sydney is dumb August 8, 2025

jackson piledriver

When it becomes necessary for a man to use a shovel in any way during sexual intercourse for any reason.

"Hey man, how'd it go with my sister last night?"

"Amazing!! I even got to do a Jackson piledriver!"

"Right on, man!"

by Mississippi d April 20, 2015

piñata phile

A piñata phile is where you tie a rope around your partners stomach and attach it to the ceiling like your partner is a piñata. Then you smack your partners ass with a whip.

I piñata philed my girlfriend yesterday, her ass is red raw now. She liked it though.

by Daddy's hard cock May 22, 2016