personalititties

perfect or near perfect breasts that serve as the saving grace for an otherwise unappealing female

Dude, Laura is so lame. Whenever she comes out she just sits and makes these horrible jokes.

Yeah, but she's got great personalititties.

by Joe Schleebs August 3, 2007

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.

"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

by Long14 January 9, 2012

said person

a way of talking about someone specific: to avoid ramming their name into the ground; to sound contractual; or to completely obscure that person's identity and save face.

i, j-doe, do hereby attest to agreement between self and said person that neither shall utter a word about what just happened.

by Furrowed Brow April 21, 2004

Person

A person is a word for a human being.
It is weird though.

A person is my dad
who the hell is that person!

by crazy555 July 17, 2005

Personal Finance

1. Most boring waste of time you will ever be forced to endure in high school.
2. Learning how to use your money wisely.

1. Man, I sure hate that Personal Finance class I have to take this trimester!

Yeah dude, I sure wish our school wasn't full of idiots who can't add!

2. This sucks, I've lost over two thousand dollars in the stock market this month!

Dude, you should have hired a jew accountant to handle your Personal Finances, bizznitch!

by Merchantofvenice April 15, 2009

Straight person -itis

To be straight. It is a mental illness that makes u gay

U have Straight person -itis

by Zomber2222 October 30, 2017

Personality-Leech

Someone with absolutely no originality, who tries their hardest to mimic everything cool they see in you, seeking to be seen by others the way they see you.

Girl: "Who's that guy you brought to the party? He seems cool and interesting."

Guy: "He wants you to think that. He's just a personality-leech."

Girl: "How lame. Nevermind."

by coldgasmask408 October 11, 2012