Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
you will need:
3 pieces of bread
grape or strawberry jelly
chunky peanut butter
step 1) take the first piece of bread and put jelly on one side
step 2) take another piece of bread and put it on top of the jelly-side-up slice.
step 3) take the last piece of bread and spread peanut butter on one side
step 4) lay it peanut butter-side-down on top of the piece on top of the jelly-side-up piece
step 5) cut diagonally twice so that you have 4 triangles
step 6) set them up crust-side-down on a plate and serve with fries and a chocolate chip cookie
My tripple layer peanut butter and jelly sandwich costed $8 at the Ritz in Cayman.