A condition where your vagina resembles an opened beef patty after a sex toy explodes inside the vaginal canal.
Guy 1: yoo I was getting it on with my chick last night and the vibrator I got from aliexpress blew up inside her bro
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
Guy 2: Shit bro she got a flashbang beef patty
by Yurboy1g April 25, 2022
Get the Flashbang beef pattymug. by MYDADDYISTHECEOOFMICROSOFT January 6, 2016
Get the York Peppermint Pattymug. Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,
Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!
by Justin sideme September 20, 2023
Get the splatter pattymug. by Dumbice October 25, 2020
Get the Krabby Pattymug. The perfect, juicy round bum cheeks which form side by side to make a clam you will tell your grandchildren about one days
by KamCarey July 12, 2021
Get the pattie clamsmug. one who drinks excessive alcohol and proceeds to a) urinate the bed, b) attempt to hook up with multiple men, or c) does indeed hook up with a random man. a mint patty is a rare creature that can only be seduced into the world by nightfall. basically any extreme fuck up while intoxicated is pulling a mint patty.
by mollygail468 January 6, 2018
Get the Mint Pattymug. by Nunya <3 July 14, 2021
Get the Patty Hernandezmug.