usually a student a grade above. they will take the honor of acting as a parent to you, at school. they are the best people and deserve the world. if you have a school parent, tell them that you appreciate them.
by ghost typewriter January 17, 2020

by Emma_1 January 2, 2021

the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020

A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Parent of God, what happened to you?
Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
Parent of God, what happened to you?
Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023

When you mess up as a kid and your parent says, "I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed" and somehow makes your mistake sound worse.
"I showed up drunk after a high school party once and got the Parental Scold from my dad. It felt worse than my hangover"
by The JBZ September 21, 2022

When one spouse is working the other parent is in charge of all things parenting:cooking, cleaning, diapers, taking them to school, packing their snacks and lunch, etc. then after a set period of time, the other parent takes over to switch roles.
Yeah I’m not sure what happens in the mornings and how they get to school…. But I do dinner and bedtime. It’s a bit of seesaw parenting
by jondres February 13, 2022
