paper cobra

When one flushes the toilet and it starts to back up, you thrust your hand into the water and grab the toilet paper blockage

I flushed the toilet, and it started to back up. I had no other choice than to have the paper cobra strike and remove the blockage so the water would go down.

by King s a l a m I May 24, 2022

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Toilet paper

Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.

Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro

by new guy 101 April 22, 2020

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paper titties

A girl's boobs when she stuffs her bra.

Guy #1: She has nice boobs
Guy #2: No, those are paper titties

by pseudonym54563563 March 30, 2015

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Paper hickey

To write on someones neck, leg, or arm, in permanent maker or pen something that gives you ownership or some kind of partake with them. an example would be to write
FUCK BUDDIEZ 4 LYFE!!
on someones stomach

Boy: yo you know your sister just gave me a paper hickey?
Guy: NO WAY DUDE IM GONNA BLOW UP ON HER!!
Boy: dude relax all she wrote was "Brittneys little manslut"
Guy: woow so have you ever smashed my sister?
Boy:HELL YEAH
Guy:DUDE

by Heyhey24 October 26, 2010

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Toilet Paper

Something that white ppl are fighting over cuz they stupid

CHILL W UR TOILET PAPER

by -MermyWazHere- April 26, 2020

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paper shop

n. Brit. mostly Northern. Newsagent/News-seller. usually sells greeting cards, stationery, tobacco, chocolate bars, cold drinks, basic provisions. Typified by owner-management and long opening hours.

Go to the paper shop and get some fags and crisps

by David Atherton July 4, 2004

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