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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
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Owens are always playing Sax when they can
by People pleasing person August 7, 2023
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A man that simply loves ass.
Owen eats ass
by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024
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Owen

the sweetest boy ever, he has a beautiful white smile with long legs. he’ll always be there for you no matter what. hes a ladies man and he has dark black hair with fluffy bangs.
i miss you owen
by jaybird <3 December 3, 2021
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Owen is a picky teenager that can’t ever give a straight answer, He likes to do gaming he is known as “uh gamer”
Has trouble to get girls to like him. He likes to drink but never admits that he has gotten high or drunk. Most people assume he is gay but actually he is not, he just has trouble finding interest in people. He also says bad things about himself which is b a d, he ships in the most cringy ways possible do not underestimate him. My dude can be very fun to have conversations with but when he is in the mood though he will never match your energy. Things that are very precious to him are his doggo and probably his mates and Owen likes to Owen and if he no like you he no talk to you but hey if you have an Owen as a friend good for you don’t take him for granted.
“Oh look it’s wise man Owen”
“Oh look he’s “uh gaming””

“Oh look Owen doesn’t care cus he has a whole supportive system behind him so for you to disappear it’s just a spec of dust for him”
by Moonlight Dan August 17, 2021
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he’ll break you heart but you’ll try and to stay in his life anyways bc you can’t get enough. he’s an asshole and he knows It and uses it
that guy is such an owen
by owenhater221 April 12, 2020
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wastes your time dont talk to an owen <3
girl1: hey omg ive been talking to this guy
girl2: oh really whats his name
girl1: owen

girl2: oh..
girl1: what

girl2: i used to talk to him he was a clown ass bih, he never knows what he wants.
girl1: oh well hes dif now

girl2: hmm okay..
a month later*
(girl 1 got played)

SO WHAT DID YOU LEARN TODAY?
NEVER WASTE YOUR TIME ON A OWEN. (especially the ones with glasses) :)
by FLKJFLKDFJL October 12, 2023
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