you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits

Oh, Flipping Flowers On Fidgetspinners

‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.

by i AM the silly August 10, 2023

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.

"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said

by PsychoTurtle990 August 23, 2021

Oven sex

oven sex is when one cranks up the heat on the oven and shoves a douche up their ass and leaves then sits on the oven for hours and melts the douche after. A while after that they go to the family doctor and gets him to pull out a weeks load of shit and it goes all in his mouth

Frank: honey, are you alright do we need to see billy (family doctor)
Malinda: yes sweetie, I did a oven sex before

by Eat me 12355 August 08, 2022

Oven sex

oven sex is when you crank up the heat on the oven and you get a douche (lubed up) and you leave it in there for the douche to melt and you get your doctor to pull it out and you shit everywhere.

Lady: oh no, I’m about to have oven sex

by Eat me 12355 August 08, 2022

dublin double-oven

A sexual act where two people poop on your chest while you drink a pint of Guinness.

Hey, last night Rosie, her roommate Karen , and I drank a bit too much and had ourselves a Dublin Double-oven.

by jellocakes69 May 09, 2018

Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!

I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!

by Painful Truth February 11, 2022