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Smut Lag

The feeling you get when you find out a really hot
porn actress is retired after seeing her in a adult
movie tube video.
Bro I thought I was going to become a porn star & do like 10 movies with this bitch but I found out she has 10 kids with a second husband and got smut lag!
by breadstickprotector October 7, 2011
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LAG

LAG is L ... A........G or a when a game gets frozen and makes you wanna rage quit and use a rage bade
In a fight
Me:Ez win
Game:I don't like you, lets cause some LAGGGGG
Me:Aaaah watch the flipppppppppppppppppppppppp, I died
by AFlIPPER👹 June 26, 2022
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dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.
Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.
by sick66 December 3, 2010
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Ket lag

When you do a bump, it doesn’t hit so you do another.
Oh I didn’t feel that at all. Oh wait I’ve done too much, I think I had ket lag.
by Gfxdesigner93 January 25, 2022
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lag

When someone isn’t texting you back in a timely manner. Even if they texted first.
Damn I wish Emily would stop lagging on me. I just wanna talk to her.
by dome skillet April 5, 2020
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Freeze Lag / XLag

Aizen Espada 0 - Los Espadas & DarkWorld

Revalasion - Ebola Effects

Habzie - Headshot Paradise HP

DeathWorst - DarkWorld

Founder Ohara - The 7 Founding Fathers

Freeze lag is a program similar to a physical lag switch device that freeze other players in Grand Theft Auto online working exactly as a lag switch that disrupts the users internet connection while lag switches and XLag been around these 5 players Aizen Espada 0, DeathWorst, Revalasion, Habzie, Founder Ohara innovated an improper use of a computer software program called clumsy to gain significant advantage in online gaming on the Xbox console they first introduced it in the years 2014 to 2015 on Xbox privately within their own crews but DeathWorst and Aizen Espada 0 and Revelasion gained a notoriety they caught the gta gaming community by a storm by dominating their opponents by quadruple the kills of an average it got so horrendous other players from different crews would often fake 1v1s on them as revenge of them cheating as time would pass full blown crews started to freeze with the most recognizable crews being DarkWorld & Ebola Effects with Aizen Espada 0 & DeathWorst being from DarkWorld and Revelasion being from Ebola Effects, Aizen would then merge his crew Los Espadas/Aizen’s Army into DarkWorld making them an even deadlier force of freeze lag cheaters for years DW dominated the GTA community in free aim and auto aim without losing a single game most say because their strict must be able to cheat rule.
He’s using Freeze Lag / Xlag to gain an advantage.
by GTA History November 24, 2025
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big lag

when u find the perfect thing to say but the chance to say it has left
I wasn't paying attention because I was big lagging
by teenbishkokie May 2, 2021
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