Fuck yo couch

1. More disrespectful than 'fuck you' because it means disrespect to you, your property, and your crib.

2. Can simply mean that you don't give a damn about someones couch
1. "Hey let's go watch it at my house"
"Man fuck yo couch"

2. "Get your feet off my couch"
"Man fuck yo couch"
by Justin October 14, 2004
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fuck yo couch

Comes from a Chappelle's show sketch where charlie murphy (eddie murphy's brother) is telling stories from the 80's when he used to hang out with famous people on account of his brother. they call it charlie murphy's true hollywood stories or something. and he's talking about Rick James coming over, all high on cocaine, with muddy boots, and kicking them all over Eddie's brand new expensive couch, and he's just yelling "FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGAH!" so they beat the crap out of him.
by Kecktardo October 28, 2005
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fainting couch feminism

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."
A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
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by cb4mpnw November 15, 2015
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Community Fuck Couch

A coutch or fold-out bed downstairs or in a basement that has seen a lot of fucking from its owner as well as visitors.
by ExFlip August 17, 2010
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Check Between the Couch

Literally every single father's response when you lose the TV remote.
Child: "Dad, I don't know where the remote is."
Father: "Check between the couch."
by SupaGamer2017 November 23, 2022
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Fuck Your Couch

To do something so bold simply to be an asshole. The phrase began on an episode of Dave Chappelle, in which Rick James utterly destroyed Eddie Murphy's couch, causing Eddie and his brother, Charlie Murphy to completely pwn Rick by the way of a beatdown administered to his legs.
Rick James grinds mud into Eddie Murphy's new couch.

Rick: Fuck your couch!

Eddie and Charlie Murphy beat Rick's legs.

Rick: Darkness Motherfuckers!
by Brickwell August 28, 2006
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American Couch Backer

American Couch Backer: Is a person, usually from America, who doesn't play any sports. He/She claims that sitting on a couch is a sport because they are to lazy to play an actual sport.
Tyler: Bobby you should play basketball next year.
Bobby: I'm an American Couch Backer, I don't need this.
Tyler: Bobby you're such a lazy person.
Bobby: I don't need you I've got my couch.
by T-Brad June 14, 2014
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