chinese officer sword

The sword of a Chinese officer

The chinese officer had a chinese officer sword

by SCR4P August 6, 2017

Out of Office Experience

When one must leave the main office to undertake a task which if completed in the office would be offensive or embarrassing. Such examples include leaving to loudly pass wind, belch, smoke, make a private phone call or some kind of physical relation/interaction with a colleague.

Usual locations include the car park, stationary cupboard, empty meeting rooms, rooftop and empty corridors.

Richard: "Hey, where's Paul gone?"
Stuart: "I don't know, actually...?"

- Sometime Later -

Paul: "Sorry, I'm back now!"
Richard: "Where did you go?"
Paul: "Epic Out of Office Experience!"

by Ternal May 20, 2011

trip to the principal’s office

1) When you’re in trouble with your boss at work, and your boss calls you into his office for a private talk

2) When your pastor sees you posting or doing something inappropriate on social media, and they confront you about it.

Oh great, Bishop needs to talk me, Looks like it’s time for my trip to the principal’s office.

by MinDATucker March 29, 2020

Chief Pilot’s Office

The Office in which the Chief Pilot sits. Except its not just his office, but all of flight operations is now called the CPO.

Example:

“Hey I’m looking for the Chief Pilot’s Office.”
“His office is in Flight Operations. What do you need to see him for? Are you in trouble?”
“No we just need to go to Flt Ops.”
“Why didn’t you say that in the first place?”

by UnitedBusDriver April 18, 2020

Family Office (FO)

N. An organization of ultra rich”adult” children, that behave as children, who hire top notch legal, accounting, investment advisors to ensure their heirs do not blow all their pappy’s wealth on coke (some leakage assumed and quietly approved). These heirs believe they work for a living but do not even know what that really is. And they believe they are intelligent, which is a mixed bag at best and even when true wildly exaggerated. The advisors are as advertised, but must comply with one unsaid rule “do not judge or criticize any family member no matter how absurd the behavior or comment.” The pay is generally worth this indignity.

Also, accompanying any proper FO will be a shameless group of investment companies that attempt to suck at the teat of the FO. Family office conferences are famous for the hilarity of investment advisors throwing themselves at barely coherent family members, like drunk fluzies at a rock concert, for a chance to nibble at a bread crumb that said coke head might remit.

Hey, Peter is on stage at The Family Office (FO) Conference in Florida acting like he has any clue what he is talking about. But he did secure co-GP rights on an investment his family doesn’t understand so for the MF win, right.

by BaBar the October 5, 2023

office summer sweater

A piece of clothing that should not exist and is merely a device for too skinny women to complain that the office is too cold when everyone else is comfortable.

Michelle complained that it was too cold when the thermostat was set at 70. Meghan told her to go get her office summer sweater and a bowl of pasta so she could warm up and fill out her sandals.

by von groovy May 11, 2019

down the post office

Another way of saying that someone is eternally fucked in any given situation. Mostly because of ones own self detriment

Mclovin drank a four loko and 8 summer shandys, which sent him right down the post office.

by Muffinman16 March 20, 2017