johnny cashhole

A sunburn on my literal asshole; a ring of fire if you will.

Fell asleep tanning my ass and ended up with a Johnny Cashhole

by samwise gumcheeks January 21, 2023

Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020

johnny rifter

a rolled marijuana cigarette

Pass that johnny rifter over here. I'll spark it on the bon bifter and take a hit, you cnut

by Diego Simeone December 12, 2008

Sleeping Johnny

Guy who likes to sleep around in random places

Back in the day, I would sleep in the park, the stairway, the lockers...they called me Sleeping Johnny

by Sleepingjohnny July 25, 2023

Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

Johnny Knoxville

Johnny Knoxville is a guy who got famous for being a jackass. He's a dilf. He broke his penis once and even had his eyeball pop out twice.

Johnny Knoxville is so hot but is kind of stupid.

by johnnyknoxvilleshoe September 8, 2021

Johnny suh

a man who is very warm-hearted with his beautiful lips, and a handsome face, he loves his mother very much, and takes care of his younger siblings, a man who does not know despair, who wants to try and always smiles in every situation, a man who makes my days colorful, a man who can put a smile on my face, and a man who is the reason I live happily

Johnny suh

by Na.johnny November 23, 2021