Hookie Jerk

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)

The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.

by MC Fumunda February 02, 2011

circle jerk

A jerk with a crappy accoustic guitar who sits in a circle surrounded by other like-minded people playing the same crappy chord over and over and singing really bad home made lyrics, most commonly found on University Campus' and parks.

Guy 1: Aw dude another Circle Jerk.

Guy 2: When will he realize he sucks ass at guitar?

by Justice Is Raped September 30, 2009

jerk-face

a name for a person who does something stupid and deserves a kick in the face.

Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face!

by Andre Opez May 07, 2007

jerk-a-derk

just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.

Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?

Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.

by J Hernandez February 01, 2007

Jurassic jerk

1. A dino-sized jerk.

2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.

1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.

2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 14, 2016

Frosty Jerk

a pronoun double entendre:

1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.

2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance

Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?

by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010

guilt jerk

to make someone feel bad for you to induce them to do something.

"but mom it's time for me to grow up! i should be allowed to stay out after midnight!"

"but honey, you're so precious to me! i couldn't deal if something happened to you! i'd die!"

"-grumble- fine mom i'll be back at 11. i can't believe you would guilt jerk me like this!"

by thentheresmee January 25, 2010