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Nonce Rizz

The ability to to pull and get with underage girls. Used for successful nonces (pedophiles) that are confident and victorious in their approach.

Individuals with certified Nonce Rizz include several billionaires and celebrities such as: Jeffrey Epstein, Prince Andrew, Ghislaine Maxwell, Bill Clinton, Calvin Ayre, Fritzl, and Roshan from Sam's tailor
Epstein: Bro come to my island this weekend
Bill Gates: What do you have planned?

Epstein: I'm gonna fly out five fifteen year old hoes and we can have some fun with them

Bill Gates: Shiiiit son, you're on some Nonce Rizz... I'm there bro
by ebilnoob December 8, 2023
mugGet the Nonce Rizzmug.

Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595
Defo touches children
Stop being an nonce TheArtfulWojer#7595
by Jo99y April 25, 2022
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

He’s such a nonce, he’s a mason hudson
by Squishy shit December 2, 2019
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce world order

Biggest gang of pedophiles in the universe. They are known to take captives and force them to lie about their age.
"Nonce world order is recruiting more pedophiles to join them"
by Ss4lyf June 15, 2022
mugGet the Nonce world ordermug.

Nonce

The Nonce is still lingering in his natural habitat at the local park
by Bdbdbdbdbdbd June 22, 2020
mugGet the Noncemug.

Nonce

Uk slang word for a person who looks at small children
Nonce: yo look at that kid over there. She’s very thicc

Non-nonce: I’m phoning the police
by Pseudonym 45 November 19, 2019
mugGet the Noncemug.

Hyper Nonce

A "Hyper-Nonce" is someone that is extremely cringe worthy and actually thinks they're cool for said action

I.e. Liverpool fan on twitter
State of this lad... Absolute Hyper-Nonce him!

What are you doing you absolute hyper nonce
by Grazzyb March 1, 2019
mugGet the Hyper Noncemug.

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