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We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!

How a group of people grumbles regarding a supervisor, mayor, journalist, historian, or other influential mucky-muck who publishes a less-than-favorable report about said body of citizenry.
Teenage parishioners, in a letter of protest to their local abstinence-and-chastity-ranting minister who'd recently written an article admitting to having "gotten some" from one or more females other than his wife: How can you expect us to ignore our basic urges and desires when YOU YOURSELF won't even exert yourself adequately?! We try our best, and yet this is how you treatise!
by QuacksO July 9, 2023
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Nah.

Hym "Try in the absence of certainty? Try what? Try to murder kids? Oh I had 3 the other day. The were waiting for the bus. One fatty leaned up against a fence (rookie mistake) and then a few steps ahead 2 girls one with her back turned and the other standing in front of her but she was shorter than the girl with her back turned so she wouldn't have even seen me get the fatty. So picture this: I push the fatty into the fence so she can't run (which is why it's a rookie mistake) stabstabstab and then 2 or the hop-steps to get to the girl with her back turned. One of the other ones sees me get the fatty and screams. This causes the tall girl to turn around but it's too late! I've already hopped. I've already stepped. I'm there! Stabstab! The short girl leans over to see what's going on but I'm already on the tall girl. The short girl off the centerline.
It's going to take her a second to recalibrate and start running AND my gait is like 3 times the length of her. She pivots and turns to run, screaming, I'm too quick. I already stepped over the tall girl. Stabstabstabstabstab. (Deja Vu) The other see what's going on. No adults around. They don't kmow what to do. Adults start rushing out of their apartments and swarm me. I'm till stabbing. They grab me. I start screaming 'RAAAAAAAAAHLALALAL! RAAAAAAAAAH!!!! RAAAAAAAAAHALAL!!' They pin me down till the police arrive. They bring the girl to the hospital- OH NO! THEY'RE GOING INTO SEPSIS!!! DID HE DIP THE SHANK HE MADE WITH THE BLADE OF A POCKET KNIFE AND ELECTRICAL TAPE IN HIS OWN SHIT!? OH MY GOD! OOOOH MY GOD! THEY'RE DYING!! THEY'RE DYHEHEING!!! NAAAWWWOOAH! Wait. What were we talking about? Oh! Right. Trying in the absence of certainty! Right. Nah."
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
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Try Hard

Someone who sucks at something and tries too hard to succeed, especially through imitating someone else.
They usually do this to get fame or popularity.
Person 1: Did you see that game yesterday? Big dude was imitating his opponent and was trying real hard to win the game.
Person 2: Yeah dude, big dude TRY HARD
by thirefun January 6, 2019
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Nice try diddy

A comment mainly teenagers have been posting under predominately Instagram advertisement’s comments.

These kids are on the band wagon on commenting ‘Nice try Diddy’ or ‘Nice try super Diddy’ on loads of Instagram advertisements, and most of them don’t really know the meaning themselves.

It comes from P.Diddy who we all know, or at least what happened to him and his crimes, he got caught out for doing illicit activities on people . He was know for involving himself in loads of companies within the entertainment industry, and more.

The teens who are commenting ‘Nice try Diddy’ are jokingly suggesting that P.Diddy had some involvement within the company that is advertising on Instagram. Sort of ‘Nice try, but you didn’t get me’ relating to what he done in his illicit activities to people.

It’s an underlying mini trend that has stuck around longer than most other ones, but at some point or another it will fade out, however since the advertisements can be shown to users even when the post was created a long while ago, the comments are still there showing, which may cause more people to carry on.
*An Instagram advertisement shows up in your feed and the top comment shows up*

Random edgy teenage kid: ‘Nice try Diddy’
by Phantomlight March 29, 2025
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Try that in a small town

The EXACT lpgic used in inner city gang conflict... And prison...
Mid-aged Hillbilly "Try that in a small town"

Iam "This translates to 'Adhere to my extrajudicial behavioral ethic of I'm gonna violence you' "

Hym "OHO! I AM THE WRONG GUY TO CHALLENGE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! HA! OHOHOHOHOHO!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
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