Nerd Herd

A herd, group or congregation of nerds.

May be spotted in a nerd bird or library.

Jock 1: "Oh my God, Nerd Herd heading this way!'

Jock 2: "Shh, don't startle them I need help with my math homework."

by KingDork8) March 14, 2010

nerd quotient

1. Refers to the level or degree of one's nerdiness.
2. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.

1. An exponential increase in your nerd quotient has occurred!
2. M!lk is uppin' her nerd quotient by posting this on Urban Dictionary.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"
Adam: "You're even nerdier for using that phrase, man."

by M!LK April 18, 2008

Nerd high

A feeling of euphoria one gets after seeing something truly awesome. Normally lasts anywhere between 3 weeks to 4 months.

Me: So, I just saw Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1.

Girl: How was it?

Me: I'm gonna be on a nerd high for a long time.

by Potterfreak82 January 23, 2011

nerd rager

A person who plays video games, such as Call of Duty: Black Ops, and has a huge hussy fit when he is killed. The rager will often yell profound words at his television screen and blame things like lag, bad map, or hacks for his players demise. A nerd rager will also often promptly leave the game if he is killed too many times in a fashion that he calls "cheap kills". This is called a rage quit. Which is also accommodated by profound words yelled at the television screen.

Dyllon- "see Scott over there playing his video game, yelling? "

Keith- "yeah, he's a nerd rager.

by YouEclipsedByMee March 20, 2011

Nerd

intellectual Badass

Guy 1:Dude isn't he a nerd?

Guy 2 : Yeah man, he's a intellectual Badass.

by Wiseass69 March 20, 2011

Nerd

Somebody: usually: only socialise with each other, have no fondness for exercise, are bullied at school (however these do not apply to all NERDS) always: clever, end up being the bullies boss, study hard, play hard (a recognised scientific fact: people who classify themselves as NERDS have out of all classes the most active sex life)

Person 1: He is such a NERD.

P2: Yes, but he had the highest grades in the year.

P3: Also, I see all the girls at his house all the time.

P1: But he is slightly overweight.

by Work hard, Play hard January 4, 2012

nerd grime

The grime that collects on gaming mice and mechanical keyboards after countless hours of being handled by nerds.

I have to clean that nerd grime off my mouse before I go to the LAN.

by zedd11 January 10, 2012