mustachiraffe

The creature that is created when a Mathena is cross-bred with that a giraffe. This creature holds great power and can stop menstrual cycles in women. The mustachiraffe's power and well-being lies within its uncanny mustache; without it, it is useless. The Jeffasaurus Rex is a similar being, but it is not quite as powerful.

That mustachiraffe has made me experience pre-menopausal symptoms and it has an impeccable affectation for groomed facial hair.

by Q. Valintyne January 6, 2012

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mustache movie

A euphemism for porn.
Related to the term "pornstache" in that pornos are sterotyped as having a lot of mustachioed men

Fred: Have you ever seen midnight cowboy?
Hank: No, I haven't. What is that, one of your mustache movies?
Fred: No, dude! It won the academy award for best picture in 1969!
Hank: Oh great! Now their awarding best picture to pornos!?

by sbp2011 August 16, 2012

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mustachagge

A massage given to a person's mustache.

This morning he leaned in for a kiss and I said not until you've had your mustachagge!

by glittersmith October 27, 2014

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mustache deep

Mustache Deep is when you get so deep in there you tickle your soon to be baby.

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

Ted: Hey Brad what you do last night?

Brad: I was with Tiff and man i was mustache deep in her!

by lowboy219 June 19, 2014

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