by hahaplesastsi December 6, 2024
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Get the Maribor mullet mug.A person whose house is a “Mullet Mansion” They want to appear professional, successful, and rich on the outside but is really a cheapskate.
“That neighbor has a Mullet Mansion, he has the best yard in the neighborhood but his backyard is a party”
He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.
The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”
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He has an Immaculate yard and a nice car but a dusty, dirty cluttered house.
The yards a “business” and the backyards a “party”
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by anonymous December 12, 2024
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Man 1: “I think I’m gonna go the the barber and get a highway mullet”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”
Man 2: “I will stop talking to you if you do.”
by Lakemore likeocean August 7, 2025
Get the Highway Mullet mug.When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.
Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.
by Clc see you later October 6, 2025
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Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
by sentiii January 30, 2025
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I wish I could get my Monaco mullet to look like Phillip Green's, but I guess you gotta be a billionaire
by cobes72 March 4, 2025
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