south of the border mullet

Short pubes in the front, long ass hair in the back... Businesses in the front party in the back
My girl's got that south of the border mullet if you know what I mean!!
by Dixie Stampede February 19, 2016
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chunky mullet

A person, be they mail or femail, that has an over abundance of body hair around their anal region. This often results in poor hygiene and the accumulation of entangled toilet paper snaired within said body hair.
How did the date with Jim go last night Jannett?

OMG Susan we were getting hot and heavy back at his place and he asked me to toss his salad . I had no idea he'd been walking around with a chunky mullet in his pants. I'm still picking the TP out of my teath!!
by Stubacca73 September 23, 2017
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Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.
If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.
by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023
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Mullet Lite

Any of the cheap watered down American beers such as Bud Light or Natty light.
If you’re going to Mike’s house you better bring your own beer. All he buys is Mullet Lite.
by Keasterbunny March 10, 2023
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Business Casual Mullet

When you're on a Zoom call with business colleagues and you're wearing business casual up top and not much down below. Options for the bottom half include regular underwear, leopard print speedos or nothing at all.
I got up late for work so i put on a button down and nothing else and jump onto the video conference call with the business casual mullet.
by _so_why_not_ April 26, 2024
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Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwhich originating from the Panhandle of Florida includes business, lettuce, tomato, and pickle with a heavy party serving in the back. It may cause intense cravings for 80s rock 'n roll and horrible taste in style. It may also describe one's appearance when one looks disheveled or unkept.
That Hot Mullet Sandwhich had me craving Bon Jovi.
Thomas looked like a Hot Mullet Sandwhich today.
by walter23456 October 18, 2023
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Hot Mullet Sandwhich

A sandwich originating from the panhandle of Florida is known to cause intense emotions of partying and debauchery on every bite. A favorite of the political working class. Can also be used to describe how someone looks.
That staff meeting was a Hot Mullet Sandwhich!
by walter23456 October 18, 2023
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