by HillbillyCousinFucker April 15, 2020
An extremely irritating breed of people (specifically teenage males) whom adopt a mullet. Other than this obvious physical characteristic, they are identifiable by behaviours such as crowding around the PureGym bench for hours and attending private school.
Jason: “How come you were at the gym for so long?”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
Diego: “ Oh a group of fucking mullet merchant ls where using the benches.”
Jason: “Oh, I fucking hate them mullet merchants”
by Arbitratingurbtch March 07, 2024
When an individual attends a private, Ivy League institution for undergrad followed by a public, state institution for graduate work.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
by MackieD. October 25, 2019
(Based off the implementation of stay st home orders due to Coronvirus and the dramatic increase in Skype/Zoom work meetings from home)
When your attire resembles that of a mullet. Business on top. Dirtball on the bottom/back
When your attire resembles that of a mullet. Business on top. Dirtball on the bottom/back
I had a meeting with staff this morning. Never even changed my pj bottoms I’ve had on for 5 days straight. Mullet couture style baby
by mont5702 April 11, 2020
The permanent fade marks on the side of your hair after you get a mullet. An inescapable mullet that you can no longer change and you can only get variations of the mullet for the rest of your life.
Person 1: Gosh it seems like the only haircuts I can get now are mullets
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
Person 2: It's because you've got mullet scars. They'll be with you for the rest of your life
by sentiii January 30, 2025
Wearing business appropriate clothing on top while wearing sweatpants or running tights on the bottom. Perfect for a day of business video calls intermixed with a run or walking the dog.
It’s Monday, time for another mullet outfit. At three I’m going off camera and swapping the blazer for a tee.
by Portland Petunia September 19, 2022
An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 01, 2022