Joe's Mudd

Dog shit that is left on the grass and not picked up by its owner, causing someone to step in it.

Watch out, don't step in Joe's Mudd.

by DefHurricane May 3, 2018

The Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler

The act of sex between two gay men in which one man pours a large bottle of vodka into the other man's anus. The man without the vodka then proceeds to rub mud over the other man's asshole, using the mud as lube, and begins to fuck the man without stopping, until all of the vodka has drained onto the floor. Both men are only allowed to say and/or moan banana throughout the whole process. The two men then proceed to lick up all of the vodka that is now on the floor, and are not allowed to leave until all of the vodka has been licked up.

"So have you fucked yet?"
"No, but when we do, he said he'd let me do the Russian Cylindrical Muddy Gutter Astronomical Banana Peeler."
"Damn, now I'm jealous."

by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018

the man in the mudd

The individual(s) doing the penetrating during the act of anal sex

Tyler took a little longer in the shower this morning to wash the fecal stains off his penis, as he was the man in the mudd last night

by MySilentSemen March 20, 2021

Go fuk yer mudder

Atlantic-Canadian phrase originating from Cape-Breton Island, Nova Scotia.. Which essentially means to 'go fuck yourself'.

"Ya're a fucken loser, b'y."
"Oh go fuk yer mudder."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

muddy

Minnesotans are considered by Western Wisconsinites as "Mud Ducks". When Minnesotans cross the border after their bars close at 1 am, Wisconsinites consider it "muddy".

Around 1:15am, I took a sip of my drink, looked at my friend, Jayne, and said "it's getting really muddy in here!"

by bosshossgirl July 29, 2011

muddy snowball

when a man ejaculates in their parnters rectum and then performs oral to anal sex to reteive seamon and then passes that seamon onto their partner.

Carol was delited with the way her bottom felt after Trevor passed onto her his muddy snowball

by steverenio October 21, 2007

muddy the water

When a man takes a shit, and then stands up and turns around to take a piss. He pisses on his own shit, making the water turn brown.

dooga: yo dawg after i let out that monster load, i decided to muddy the water

goodooga: yo man i did that last week!!

by Chrisoshayyy February 24, 2006