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Monkey Touch

Gorilla tag but cooler so you don´t get bullied.
Hey Billy wanna play Gorilla tag? No stupid ni- nice friend its monkey touch
by goofy ahh travis scott May 4, 2022
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Shuttle-Monkey

A shuttle-Monkey is someone who prefers to get a lift up a mountain by car or chairlift instead of putting in the effort to ride up and earn the downhill rip.
Only shuttle-monkeys ride downhill bikes
by onedollarbill October 18, 2006
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spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013
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Nic monkey

Someone who will do anything to get some nicotine but has no intention of being a stoner
Carson: yo Dave, sauce that juul

Dave: stfu Carson, your a fucking nic monkey
by Shuter.iv October 30, 2018
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monkey monster

a heaping load of crap that expells suddenly when one is extremely startled.
the midget made mike myers make monkey monsters when he looked down to see such a tiny person.
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Monkey Trumpet

The girl from the bar last night let me give her a monkey trumpet
by Seeryulz May 16, 2020
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Monkey bomb

A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018
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