moist beaver

A Amazing video on Youtube, showcasing a man singing "happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"happy birthday you moist Beaver"

"you are such a moist Beaver today Barry"

by TeTtttfghjklhoiewofhwofoewTexa November 24, 2017

Moist

Being over emotional & having so many feelings & opinions about relationship issues...
Being a pu$$y.

Why are guys so moist today..?

by T0uch3d July 27, 2017

Sacular Moistness

The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.

Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"

sentence 2:

Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"

Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"

Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular

by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016

Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025

Moist Papa

A man that has a large watermelon to make love to every night..

Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.

Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.

by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018

Moist toes

They are toes that are moist.
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1 Synonym for it is Soggy toes.

Those are some moist toes.

by Deskitt May 4, 2021

Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023