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Stealth mode

One can achieve 'stealth mode' when they are driving in country lanes or poorly lit areas over speeds of 40mph, and then turning all of their lights off, so that they essentially disappear into the darkness, when you are doing this, you are in stealth mode.

Going into stealth mode is highly illegal, extremely dangerous and foolish, but an incredible adrenaline rush.

Going into stealth mode for more than five seconds is almost certainly going to end in a bad way.

Stealth mode is not advisable for drivers who are not experienced or confident.
Driver - "STEALTH MODE ACTIVATED"

Passanger - "OH SH-"

Driver - "STEALTH MODE DE-ACTIVATED"
by Glassybubbles October 19, 2012
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Modernficate

The Bushism term for modernize, to take something old and to change it so it looks and or sounds like it is from the present (eg. a rewrite of an old novel)
Rick: What the hell am i suppose to do with this old novel again?
Teacher: you're suppose to modernficate it
Rick: ok i'll try to make it look modernified
by All-American-Badass April 6, 2009
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Moderatorlomania

Combination of "moderator" and "megalomania"

When power goes to the head of a moderator of an online forum.

They start acting as though their intelligence, judgement and opinions are superior to non-moderators.

Common symptoms: talking down to people, patronising them, banning people who post opinions differing from their own, being cliquey with other moderators.
"That moderator banned me for disagreeing with his political opinions. He's in the advanced stages of moderatorlomania."

Mod: "Another word from you and it's BAN!"

Me: "Uh oh, moderatorlomania!"
by TheWeirdnessSymposium May 7, 2009
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modern dictionary

The enemy of urban dictionary. Urban dictionary will find all these useless fucks with no friends
Urban Dictionary-(we hate all you Modern Dictionary fucks go eat shit
by Definetly not a nigger August 19, 2016
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Model F

A loud-ass keyboard IBM made back in 1981. It is like the Model M, but only on steroids. If you wake up your house from using a Model M, you will wake up your entire neighbourhood using a Model F. This is due to the usage of capacitive buckling springs, which IBM ditched for membrane buckling springs for the Model M, just to save fucking dinero.
"God damn it, Philip! What the hell is that racket from just you typing?!"
"Oh sorry, mom. I am using a Model F."
by ProBeb September 17, 2017
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Modern Slavery

A salary that isn't enough to buy the necessities of life.
That company pays their CEO and executives big bucks, but us hard workers are living in modern slavery.
by spnchick May 25, 2018
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Modern Trash

by Ceruleanus October 23, 2018
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