Kobe Lover

Someone Who (God Forbid) likes Kobe Bryant

Someone: I Like Kobe Bryant

Someone Else: Yeah, well, your nothing but a Kobe Lover!

by CAperas October 7, 2006

Latin Lover

1. An idea spawned behind the legend of Dracula, a very latin legend from Romania, a latin country.

2. The endless journey for the hispanic male to steal the light and thunder of the Italian male's legendary prowess. Dates back to the Italians conquering Spain and giving them latin. You can see them wearing Italian clothes and using latin mannerisms.

Count Dracula was a latin lover that had never heard of puerto rico or guatemala.

The real specimen of "latin lover" is in Italy.

by Jason Mirque. January 22, 2009

Chink Lover

Someone who loves asian girls.

The Punisher of CEF is a chink lover.

by CEF Member November 14, 2007

unreachable lover

someone who happened to like you awhile ago and is now going out with your best friend. He/she no longer likes you, still has a thing for you, but liked your best friend after you. You barely started liking him, but after he's unattainable.

My guy best friend is an unreachable lover. Now he's going out with my girl best friend and we barely realized that at one point we liked each other.

by anonymous July 26, 2004

Sage Lover

1. A person with little to no knowledge or experience in the ways of love, who offers advice. 2. Someone who can't keep a relationship going, but is more then willing to offer ways for others to keep theirs strong.

How can you offer me advice when you can't even stay loyal for more then a week? You are such a Sage Lover.

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

herpe lover

One who loves to have any kind of relations with anyone who has Herpes.

Dan got herpes from his herpe-ass girlfriend cuz he's a goddamn herpelover,biiieeeeaaatch!!!!!

by fun-o-bunz August 13, 2003

brie lover

A negaitve term assoicated with the French people or culture.

Those Brie lover's do not want to support the USA once again.

by Baltsox September 3, 2006