Lemonade Straw

The act of urinating in your lover's mouth while she (or he, if you're into that stuff) is giving you a blow job.

This judy was giving me a blow job and I really had to pee, so she got the privilege of receiving the lemonade straw.

by Pierre Boudreaux December 1, 2017

Lemon

A car that is painted so bright, the observer's eyes turn acidic and begin to water.

I pull up in a lemon. Not 'cause she ain't living, it's just your eyes get acidic. -Pharrell

by eilliw21 May 16, 2018

lemon soul

It’s a bittersweet person; someone who is sour or naive but has a good personality

She has such a lemon soul

by lily541 May 26, 2018

Lemon

To be annoyed; To be angry

omg I'm so lemon now

by NNozza June 5, 2018

lemon poosie

A compliment, an insult, or a drug - only the context will determine its meaning.

Scenario A:
Guy: "Hey bby, lemme sniff that lemon poosie."

Scenario B:
Guy: "Dude, you such a lemon poosie."

Scenario C:

Guy: "Hey, you got that good shit?"
Dealer: "Yeah, here you go mah guy."
Guy: "AAAAAA SHIT, that's some good lemon poosie."

by Gay-ben June 9, 2018

lemon goodness

when a guy fills a condom with his ppe and when it frezzes a girl deepthroats it. the he sticks the sundae into her ass and pussy. this will make her lips start to shrink which is when he fucks her.

she was shivering last night when I gave her that lemon goodness

by pseodnym June 21, 2018

Lemon

Y’all need holy water bitch. Like seriously, your gonna need some therapy after you read it.

God I wish Jesus would forgive me for writing that lemon fic. I NEED SO MUCH HOLY WATER! HALP!

by blurryfacewhocares September 16, 2018