short knocker

Adj. (short knocking, short knock)
1) In Tiger Woods Golf for the PS or XBOX, coming up unreasonably short on an easy shot.
2) Coming up short in general. (life, money, hoes, etc.)
3) Referring to ones inadequacies in the manhood department.

Marshal is a short knocker.

by cdc C-Murder September 7, 2007

Shit Kicker

(n.) In essence, the shit. Anything that is just so awesome that it cannot be described by any other words. The complete opposite of Shit Wagon.

Have you heard that new song?
Hell yeah man, it's the Shit Kicker!

by Thenamethatis30characterslong. October 6, 2006

knickersweat

That smell in your mom's car!

These beef tips and noodles taste like knickersweat!

by Kent Gitright January 7, 2010

slimey knickers

When a girl is horny to the point where here panties are soaked.

Guy 1:Dude! Elise totally had some slimey knickers today in P.E.
Guy 2: I know. It soaked right through to her gym shorts!

by The Number Twelve April 24, 2008

The Knickerbockers

When you've got problems, e.g the shakes, your stomachs rumbling or an illness. Not as bad as the Knickerbocker Glories!

I played Morgan at Fifa but I lost because I had the Knickerbockers.

by hazatrand February 5, 2019

knackered hipward

to shag a lady vigerously so that her pelvis requires medical treatment thus involving a hip replacement

"im gonna go knacker deep on that bird so hard she'll need an appointment at the knackered hipward"

by Diamond Dave April 28, 2004

Wannabe knacker

A dublin person who comes from a wealthy background and goes to private schools, where he pretends to be a word knacker.

"Drop me off at the door, driver. Park around the corner and pick me up at twelve."
"Alrigh' lads, whats the story? Lets drink some dutchies and threaten old women, with a screwdriver.

by Chrichy August 29, 2003