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Kevin

Has abnormally large titties for the male species. and lactated a lot. likes hairy men, especially with the name Bara. Is very thicc and loves to impregonate ears and teddy bears as his fetish.
woah those titties look like they belong to kim K. must be a Kevin
by kevin’stiddies October 19, 2019
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Kevin

Kevin is a dangerous 26 year old man from Cork, Ireland. Kevin is a puppeteer who controls all who breathe from the shadows. Kevin has been credited for solving the murder of the mayor named Boner of the town of Penis. The only reason Kevin solved the murder was so that he could gain the trust of the United States government.
Soon Kevin will take over
by junangulas July 24, 2020
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Shea Kevin Stevenson

A sexy white kid who is short but good looking. He has a great taste in shoes and also enjoys sweater vests but looks very sexy in them.
by hotpinkfuzz November 26, 2010
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ska kevin

A German Kung Fu master who pretends to be a guy when he has a wide pussy
by OSlayer February 21, 2017
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kevin

Kevin. Someone who is a friend but is two-faced. He acts like he is cool with you, then turns to the pot head smoking next door neighbors and smokes with them. Afterwards they'd get together and mess with your mothers vehicle, pouring all different kinds of vile things all over. Just because she yelled at them for being pigs. Kevin - A piece of turd.
Kevin - The guy who is bald and looks like Mr. Clean. Kevin - A racist asshole. Kevin- Someone who cleans up after others, and buys things for them.
1) Hey look is that Kevin! <Looks to dog crap on the floor>
2) GET OUT OF HERE YOU P.O.S!! KEVIN
3) Hey look it's Mr. Clean he's come to take out Jordans trash!
by unitedwestand December 9, 2008
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Kevin

if you say anything to kevin, he will probably harass you everyday. if you call him a thot he will block you cause he is a little bitch who probably likes a bitch named tiff stir fry. he is gay and stupid and gay oh wait did I say gay already whoops.

he will probably harass your friends for no reason and ship you with literally anyone. if you send a picture of Tyrone to him he will probably be scared because he is racist.

every kevin is extremely homophobic but also gay at the same time except kevin g from mean girls, now he is a legend.

oh also all kevin’s are virgin,
except..
Kevin g from mean girls 😎
me: oh hi kevin
kevin: hahahaha ur gay I bet u watch yaoi and also ur gay. Hahahaha I’m a virgin
by white.obama December 28, 2019
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Kevin Jonas

a guitar player for the band the jonas brothers. contrary to popular belief, he is not nor will ever be "the best guitar player in the world." he is the least popular among the three brothers, which means he is the last choice among twelve year olds to which one they would want want to lose their virginity to.
girl: KEVIN JONAS THEE SMEXY-EST!!!

(sentenced to death)
by aiipuchika August 7, 2009
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