dirty jon

When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church

I got a dirty Jon this morning at church

by Chickdnsjsksvs January 27, 2017

strong jon howes

-going through someones text messages on his/her phone
-anything clumsy that jon howes would do (ex: missing lay ups, spilling drinks)

can be used to describe almost any situation one may encounter in daily life

Person 1: "I cant believe he missed that lay-up."
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"

Person 1 reads through person 2's texts
Person 2: "STRONG JON HOWES!"

Person 1: "Wow, I (insert clumsy/silly action here)"
Person 2: "Strong Jon Howes!"

by Bill B. Billson March 29, 2010

Dirty Jon

Using a driving glove to have a wank, especially when driving a Landrover on the M25.

Aah, this traffic jam is awful. I think I'll releive the boredom and have Dirty Jon...

by ThatBoyBotter April 18, 2020

Jen&Jon

Jen&Jon is an alternate name for a couple where the girl's name is Jennifer, and the guy's name is Jonathan. Jen&Jon is one of the greatest things to ever come about this world. Jen&Jon are perfect for each other, and will always be happy together. They love each other with all their hearts, and will always be there for each other.

Oh my gosh! Jen&Jon are absolutely PERFECT together!! Soooo cute!

by AHOpElessHoe October 24, 2011

Lil Jon cannonball

A variation on the drinking feat known as the cannonball where one partakes in such an action with one's hand on a window sill and feet on the wall (from the window to the wall), or vice versa, while suspended several feet above the ground and using one's free hand to rest the liquor bottle on the elbow and drink. After completing the cannonball, the performer must yell "Yeeeeeeah!" in true Lil Jon fashion. This is a physically challenging feat, one not likely to be bested.

My flawless Lil Jon cannonball execution topped even Maria's "Lil Kim cannonball", which involved drinking while swinging around a strippers' pole in edible underwear, and Kevin's "R. Kelly cannonball", where he drank while peeing on a 15-year-old girl.

by Nick D December 1, 2004

jobless jon

A leaching parasite of a man, whom will spend every dime you make and have saved all while not working.

Oh, she left his ass because he was a jobless jon

by Phoenix420 July 5, 2022

Dirty long jon

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.

"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020