Jewish kiss

When a Jewish rabbi circumcises a baby by sucking his foreskin off

I had to bring my baby to the synagogue for his Jewish kiss this week

by Autistic fellow December 13, 2024

jewish hibernation

The act of sleeping all day on a holiday you don't celebrate.

David Goldmanbergstein: "I'm going into Jewish hibernation because all my friends are with their family's for Christmas."

by Aiden Schwartz April 3, 2016

Jewish Boner

A boner (erection) that is circumcised

first I was sitting on his lap and next thing you know i found out he got a jewish boner

by LoganElexys November 4, 2025

jewish

(Adjective) you are jewish when you decide to save money to the detriment of you quality of life.

John: You remember Johnny who graduated with us? He's rich AF but is still living in that shack of a house

Jerry: Yeah, he's gone full Jewish

by Jizzcameheer August 5, 2025

jewish tunnel

The act of sticking coins in someone’s prostate then cumming on the coins in the prostate

Hey babe can we do the jewish tunnel tonight i got the coins

by tolietfart May 1, 2024

Jewish Turtleneck

Neck brace

“He got in a bad car wreck, so now he wears a jewish turtleneck.”

by TaeBigg June 16, 2025

Jewish Mami

A Jewish Mami is that rare mix of tradition and rebellion — a good old Jewish girl raised in a conservative upbringing, but forever vibing with the Latino cause. She’s whip-smart, artistic, and endlessly creative, yet also down to smoke a joint with you under a flickering streetlamp at 2 a.m.

A Jewish Mami has a style all her own, but she’ll throw on a leather biker jacket without hesitation when she rides with a one-percenter. She only drinks the finest whiskey, eats only the best cuts of meat (A5 Wagyu or nothing), and carries herself with quiet confidence. She’s hot, she knows it — but she’ll never admit it.

She’s equal parts elegance and edge, brains and beauty, tradition and rebellion.

“Bro, she just rolled up on a Harley in a black leather jacket, quoting Henry MIller while passing me a blunt… straight Jewish Mami vibes.”

by Sharp_Dani August 27, 2025