Jason

biggest playa in the hood. owns a 2 girl strip club, always keeps one on backup. talking to jessica, sofia, jaime, joie, katie, sophia, ava, chloe, alexa is really overwhelming for him. potrayed the famous character "Po" in the famous 2008 film "Kung Fu Panda". avid enjoyer of zootopia porn.

"Yo I just played the shit out of this girl haha"

"Jason is that you???"

"You suck at everything Davide"

"Shut up Po"

by orzoh August 24, 2021

Jason

He is a pretty weird guy, but in a hilarious way. Extremely obsessed with this one girl with freckles and black hair that is most likely aware that he likes her and she gave him multiple chances probably intentionally to talk to her but he is too much of a fucking dumb ass and a pussy to actually fucking do anything. He has an extreme freckle fetish and has curly hair, thereby promising he isn't a rapist with the candy in the red van and slide doors. He finally said hi to that girl with freckles he has liked for 2 years now and she said hi back, again he was too much of a dumb ass to actually try to have a conversation with her.

Nicole: Whatda fuck, i gave him so many clear shots

to talk to me and so many fucking hints, and all
he says is hi! He is such a fucking dumb ass.
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Jason: But she has freckles... *cries*

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

Jadon Sancho

Jadon Sancho is the best youngster in the world. He is too underrated and underappriciated

Who is dribbling like that. Yea that's Jadon Sancho

by Sancho_ 7 April 4, 2022

japonga

retarded black guy, sitting on a porch drinking kool-aid

look at that japonga, hes eating fried chicken and drinking kool-aid

by penis syringe December 6, 2006

Jason yohana

big sexy man, whenever you are sleeping he will fist your ass and he loves owajian.and best British pornstar .And he wants to become a catholic priest because why not and little boys

Hey look it's a jason yohana

by Big man sky daddy November 6, 2019

jason

the fakest person you’ll ever meet 🙄.

jason is fake lol

by not allison lol September 30, 2020

the jason ate whore

the man who gets the most ass in the whole fuckin party

P1: Dude that guy pulled a "the Jason ate whore."
P2: Yea I know that is so pimp and cool.

by Master evil December 17, 2008