A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.
by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018
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He works on wall street, he runs multi-million dollar companies, is a movie star, and is a politican, what doesnt this man do.
Oswald Harvey Jacobs doesnt take no for an answer, and he can often be found wearing a suit and tie at all times
He works on wall street, he runs multi-million dollar companies, is a movie star, and is a politican, what doesnt this man do.
Oswald Harvey Jacobs doesnt take no for an answer, and he can often be found wearing a suit and tie at all times
You see that guy with the 3 girls locked on to his arm, well hes an Oswald Harvey Jacobs, I'd kill a man to get a date with him.
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Get the elana and jacob mug.To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself
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Get the To pull a Jacob mug.-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason
- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
by theberniking June 27, 2016
Get the jacob sartorius mug.When a male does the splits in a manner in which one leg is forced over his head. Named for the first man to do it on the TV show Wipeout.
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