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Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.
Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake
by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018
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Oswald Harvey Jacobs

A smashing young fellow who is often known as the "ladies man"
He works on wall street, he runs multi-million dollar companies, is a movie star, and is a politican, what doesnt this man do.
Oswald Harvey Jacobs doesnt take no for an answer, and he can often be found wearing a suit and tie at all times
You see that guy with the 3 girls locked on to his arm, well hes an Oswald Harvey Jacobs, I'd kill a man to get a date with him.
by aycramaba January 18, 2010
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Theory of Jacob

One can not; one shall.
-Fishing is on our list of things not to do.

-It's whatever man, Theory of Jacob.
by Pseudymonium March 6, 2011
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elana and jacob

Bitch never gonna happen elana and Jacob
by Suck iiiiittyt August 22, 2017
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To pull a Jacob

To pull a Jacob means that you dont give a fuck, like you just go over to girls and start raping them or get their number.
Or lets say you are with your Homeboys and you wanna act cool AF but you dont know how, ma nigga just pull a jacob and loose yourself
i yo ma nigga we are we going to pull a Jacob or what
by Attack Helicopter bf4 September 25, 2018
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jacob sartorius

-Some talentless kid that elementary thru middle school girls crush on. Basically, he lip syncs on this app, "musical.ly" to songs and raps the alphabet. Therefore, he is talentless.

- Many "dank meme" accounts use #stopjacob2k16 just to show how he's popular for no reason

- He used to sing when he was younger, but it sucked ass. Search up "ricegum" on YouTube
12 year old Girl: "OH MY GOD, IS THAT MY BAE JACOB SARTORIUS!?"

Guy: "Ew kys you talentless-13 year old -loving frick! "
by theberniking June 27, 2016
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Jacob Mann

When a male does the splits in a manner in which one leg is forced over his head. Named for the first man to do it on the TV show Wipeout.
On the show Wipeout, many contestants perform a Jacob Mann on the Big Balls.
by LegendaryBadass October 20, 2008
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