Jasonism

The belief in Magic as defined by millions of High School intellectuals.

John: "How was the Earth formed?"
Jason: "Magic."
John: "Isn't that Jasonism?"
Jason: "No, it's the truth."

by Xairu February 27, 2009

Jayson Tatum

A basketball player who plays horribly and loses massively in the NBA finals

Wow he played like Jayson Tatum

by JaysonTatumLover123 February 6, 2023

Jason Voorhees

A guy seen on a SnorgTees shirt found on this website. He has a knife.

I saw this shirt advertisement with Jason Voorhees on it. It was Firday the !2th.

by bobjohn8 January 25, 2011

Jason Derulo

Makes many of the monocle bearing internet trolls "oh i say" at the Pokemon hate and the inability to create lyrics of his own.

Oh I say! This Jason Derulo hasn't herd of teh mudkipz!

by shayper October 29, 2011

jason dickhole

the person in your group of friends that everyone dislikes. you do stupid things to him/her just to see the reaction. there is one in every group. if you are reading this and think that there is not a jason dickhole in your group, then you are the jason dickhole.

Hey Tyler, lets go piss of that jason dickhole by putting a plastic knife in his shoe for no apparent reason.

Chris angered the jason dickhole by placing condoms all over his/her wall.

That jason dickhole just called 911 cause there were condoms on his wall.

the jason dickhole in my group called 411 cause he thought it was phone repair. His phone wasn't even broken.

by christopher jakashwinowskyriney March 15, 2007

Jason

a boy with a small dick

Wow I can't believe I sucked a Jason without knowing what I got into.....

by albondigas_locas August 11, 2016

Dirty Jason

When your boyfriend Jason is sucking your dick and starts humming the words to a Toby Kieth song.

My boy Jason was sucking my cock When all of a sudden he started humming the words to Red Solo Cup. Fucking traitor!.

Now I know what’s it’s like to get a Dirty Jason!

by Pyscho669 April 28, 2020