Iphone Underwear

To obtain the iPhone Underwear first you MUST ring up the Joe Maclaine 3 times consecutively. Once she states "My booty crack Sileen" you must respond "Ring ring". Once all steps are completed you may look down and find them on yourself. After every call to Joe Maclaine or any other acquaintances you WILL nut if they don't pick up fast due to the vibrations of the calling effect.

SIlas: Whats that ringing sound from your drawls?
Eli: Its my new Iphone Underwear? I thought that was obvious...
Josh to Noah: Bro I'm your number one hater and best drummer in Dunmore

by BarneyRiver2 October 15, 2025

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iPhone

A device created by Apple in 2007 to allow the fingertips to control a device. The iPhone also brought modern web browsers, touchscreen games, and the ability to have an entire PC in the palm of many people’s hands. From this technology, companies like Samsung and Google made their own versions. Samsung created the “Galaxy” line of phones and Google created the “Nexus”, which was discontinued in the 2010’s for the more controlled replacement, the “Pixel”. So far, Apple has continued making new versions with better hardware and software.

“I just bought a new iPhone!”

by Androidxpert59674 November 10, 2025

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Seeing iPhone

Similar to the well known 'seeing-eye dog' a seeing iPhone is a friend, associate, lover, etc who you grab onto for guidance through the perils of the city while your attention is focused on your iPhone or other mobile device. They will kindly shepherd you around obstacles, other pedestrians and cars while insuring you don't wander into an intersection.

"Hey honey, be my seeing iPhone while I look up directions to the theatre. I don't want to walk into a sign."

by mattlesnake March 18, 2013

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