Weed Lojacker

A friend who never fails to show up just as your lighting your head blunt.
He's definitly a weed lojacker, he always knows.
by PrincessNursie August 11, 2010
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weed world

The collective state of mind or "location" someone is in after smoking marijuana.
Guy: Dude, I'm totally spacing out!
Friend: Man you're so far in weed world.

Guy: Dude, what are ya'll laughing at?
Friend: You wouldn't understand; you're not in weed world.
by ethanrhett August 08, 2010
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Weed pussy

Getting sex from a woman solely on the fact that you are in possession of high quality marijuana.
John: Man, I banged that hot chick Alice from biology.
Joe: What? Bro, all that girl wants is your bud, she ain't pitching in jack. Is it really worth the sex?
John: I dunno man, I love sex more than weed, so weed pussy is worth it to me.
by Pseudon't April 10, 2013
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Weed Family

A community in which members take turns retrieving weed for the group to share.
Oleg - "What is a weed family?"
Mike - "A weed family is FUCKYOU"
by guymin September 09, 2011
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Hood Weed

Bomb ass weed you find in your cities worst ghetto. Usually smells like shit.
Person 1: Aye man you got some weed on you?

Person 2: Yeah man I got some of that hood weed from Orange Mound.

Person 1: Oh shit we gon be blowin good dope tonight!
by stvnstlr June 29, 2019
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weed fiend

Someone who is so addicted to weed, they steal your money and scam you to support their addiction and never match with you.
"You trying to match with Jessie at the park?"

me: "Nah, Jessie is a weed fiend."
by qqki June 23, 2020
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weed community

Jonny is part of the weed community
by wookieweed September 18, 2015
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