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you’ve got nits in your oven mits

a phrase used when someone has a lot of lice so they flood into their kitchen, and into their oven mits
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‘ you’ve got nits in your oven mits ’.
by i AM the silly August 10, 2023
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It is a moment in the comics where Jon Arbuckle was about to bake something in the oven.
"Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?"
Jon said
by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021
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Micro-Oven

An object in which a land shark sits upon
Justins’s Land shark sat on the micro-oven
by ❌🧢 February 7, 2019
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Scouse oven

Similar to a dutch oven, a scouse oven is the act of farting in someones face under the covers. Rather than pushing them under the covers and holding them there to force them to smell your gas you have them willingly co-operate in the act by getting under the covers, getting their face behind your bum and staying there while you fart in their face.
She gave him a scouse oven
by Saythankyou November 16, 2023
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Double oven

The act of cumming in someone's ass while having intercourse and continuing to have sex until you cut again
My bf gave me a double oven last night and I'm sore
by Unifornbread September 30, 2023
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Dutch Oven

Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.
Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.
by FartMomma June 6, 2023
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