A rule describing the all-too-common occurrence of an inclusive, intelligent community becoming well-known and suddenly turning to shit.
Winston's Law states that, in general, the intelligence of a given group is inversely proportionate to its size.
by girugamesh March 1, 2014
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"You know who's NOT punk? f&$king Green Day! They're such posers! They're such sellouts!"
"OO--Dookie's Law!"
"OO--Dookie's Law!"
by theeTSM May 27, 2014
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This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
This is not the way it should be, it must be Parsonic.
by Lsymms December 15, 2013
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Linda and Jim never really found their own way forward. His helicopter-in-laws were always buying their daughter whatever she wanted and haranguing him for not providing for their daughter's desires.
by WisCur January 28, 2015
Get the helicopter-in-law mug.In mathematical logic, the Law of Detachment says that if the following two statements are true:
(1) If p, then q.
(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:
(3) q.
(1) If p, then q.
(2) p
Then we can derive a third true statement:
(3) q.
by greendevil32 September 8, 2016
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Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.
by General Macavelli July 9, 2018
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