shit the can

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.

“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”

by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020

Can bong

A can bong is a bong/pipe made out of a can to smoke weed through. The people who use can bongs are usually nittys who don’t have a bong/skins.

Dan have you got a bong.

Nah but you can borrow my can bong.

by ShsksisisozoPs June 10, 2020

Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it

"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"

by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020

Shit can

The Ruler of Russia. I.e. Vladimir poo tin.

Bob: I heard Shit Can tried to poison the leader of the opposition.
Sergei: Yawn. Doubt it, comrade. You must've heard that on MSM or something. Truth is, I heard he actually a Nazi, and accidentally poisoned himself

by Wayner Wayne July 28, 2022

Pringle Can

when a girl has had too much sex with ofther guys and her vagina is the same width as a pringle can

This bitch named hayley clifton is so slutty she has a pringle can

by kitconnorswife69 November 1, 2022

Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.

Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.

by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022

canned laughter

Any fake laugh track inserted into video in post-production in an attempt to liven things up or add the impression of a live, studio audience.

Person 1: "Did you see that new reality show they started airing? It's just... bad."
Person 2: "I agree. It's all just canned laughter and sex jokes."

by carterUD November 19, 2021