Hurted

If someone punches you that shit hurted

If you punch me I will say that shit hurted

by Maria who else November 23, 2021

Hurt boy

Emo. Doesn't need to color themselves emo either.

Replace "You're psycho!"
With "Hey hurt boy"

Add in "good boy" for good measure

"Hey hurt boy, how was your day?"

Hurt boy - a hurt man, the black sheep, knows he's no saint but thrives to be the best possible

by Dreads_ June 8, 2023

happy hurt

Something like a song or memory that combines happiness and pain/sadness (i.e. a photo of your deceased dog)

The video I just saw of Tootsie made me happy hurt.

by Pseudosuckit June 9, 2023

Hurt Regertz

When you have physical pain from extreme sports.

“ I have no emotional regertz from summiting that mountain, but I do have hurt regertz”

by Pizzarollzz June 26, 2023

Hurt Regertz

When you experience extreme physical pain after extreme sports.

“I don’t have emotional regertz from summiting that mountain, but I have so many hurt regertz.”

by Pizzarollzz June 26, 2023

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023