Hotel?

Trivago.

Hotel? Trivago.

-Tim Williams

by EvanHomeland July 20, 2018

Hotel Fucktel

When you hear people fucking through the walls of a hotel room, so to counteract the noise you fuck, but louder.

I was at that hotel bro, heard some fuckers fucking through the wall, so I joined in but louder, soon the place became a full blown Hotel Fucktel !

by garrybear October 20, 2018

Hostess fruit-pie

A flaming or smoldering 'mo

Elton John is a hostess fruit-pie that squats to pee

by Frank Lee Usuck III March 15, 2019

Hotel California

Once you cum in her you can’t cum out

“Yo kyle what happened to you and that slut”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”

by JobieWanKenobi May 10, 2019

Hotel Whiskey

Phoenetics for "Health and Welfare". Which is a big often company wide inspection of a soldiers loving quarters.

Yo, rumor has it that the higher ups are doing a Hotel Whiskey this week. Better get your contraband out of the barracks.

by Skippedstone May 19, 2019

Hotel Stoever

Hotel Stover is the Stoever household, it’s where the bois go to hangout. No girl allowed😤.

“O BOY O BOY! I can’t wait to go to Hotel Stoever to go hangout with the bois this weekend

by Me=Big Nurb October 21, 2019

Hostile sleepover

The decision by numerous drunk and high party guests to sleep over at the hosts’ house without proper permission.

As in a hostile takeover, these party-shareholders acquire the target’s assets, such as sofa cushions and armchairs, and force the hosts to accept the merging of their bedrooms into communal cesspools.

The aftermath of a hostile sleepover may see animosity between the hosts and the guests, as well as the gutting of hosts’ refrigerators and towels as guests seek to serve short-term hunger and hygiene needs.

Mitchell and Andrew had a Halloween party, everyone brought a plus one, and by 2AM with six people passed out on the couch and on the floor, it was clear a hostile sleepover was about to take place.

by daltonjfk October 30, 2019