my tiny stinky hooker butthole 

my tiny stinky hooker butthole wants a dick inside it

Oh yeah give it to me in my tiny stinky hooker butthole

my tiny stinky hooker butthole by banana coochie January 9, 2022

ditzy hooker 

a girl who wears too much makeup is a blonde wears slutty clothes diappears at nights is tired when she is paid. works as an apprentice to a hooker and has a dream to work at hooters!

o....my....god.....becky look at that ass she has got to be a hooker my lord its kristin she used to be a good girl yeah right! until 70's well we all knew what happened after that!!!!!!

ditzy hooker by emily July 6, 2004

pirate hooker 

Usualy someone with shoulder length brown hair who goes upstairs at parties for 2 hours and then comes down after her friends yell at her and everyone turns and gives her the slow clap. the incident usually occurs on st. patricks day
they also have these symptoms
-smelly
-jewish
-harry potter like scar on forehead
-rarely takes showers
-randomly yell's ARRR at lovers/friends

Me:Hey
Pirate hooker:ARRRR
ME:you must be a pirate hooker

pirate hooker by crawl the warrior king May 2, 2007

sugar hooker 

sexiest girl on the planet, astroboy's girl!

That Sam is such a sugar hooker

sugar hooker by Astroboy! June 30, 2008

Happy Hooker Heels 

When playing pictionary, Jess drew a smiley face and high heels. Leah guessed, "Hooker heels?" while I asked, "Happy hooker heels?". Now they have become an inside joke within our group of friends. We gotta have our hooker heels!

Jen wears Happy Hooker Heels. Yeah baby! ;D

Happy Hooker Heels by Steps April 11, 2005

dirty ass pirate hooker

so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio.

That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.

dirty ass pirate hooker by Albert Henneman January 15, 2008

hotface hooker

A person with an attractive face who utilities there chocha for personal gain.

Becky was such a hotface hooker for sleeping with my next door neighbor.

hotface hooker by maggiemoooo October 4, 2010