People who live in the western parts of the United States (although may be found anywhere) who espouse "green" living and peace like regular hippies, but dress entirely in expensive outdoor clothing such as North Face, Columbia, Patagonia, and Royal Robbins. Many are clueless about actual environmental issues and may be mistaken for causeys. Usually even though they're wearing $600 worth of clothing made in sweatshops for pennies, they look a little rough around the edges, featuring several days growth of beard or messy hair, because they're in the mountains, and they want to look like they just crawled out of a tent. Are always completely oblivious to the fact that while they protest foreign sweatshop labor, they are its primary supporters. Many times participate heavily in winter mountain sports such as skiing or snowboarding.
by Hellvis MF Presley November 19, 2009
Get the Mountain Hippiesmug. Someone who sits around all day on the internet making petitions and random protests all via the web, which don't actually have any real effect on anything. They also tend to claim they want to help and change the world and all that good stuff, but are too lazy to actually get up, get out, and actually do something about it.
Jim was a cyber hippie. Jim sat at home and made a petition on the internet for people to join by clicking a button. It was protesting the closing of a store in his town. The petition slowly grew, and before long had over 100,000 people's names on it. "Now they definitely can't close the store", thought Jim.
A week later, without any evidence of an actual petition and the only person who knew about it was Jim, who was still at home on his computer waiting for something to happen without him having to actually do anything, the store was closed.
A week later, without any evidence of an actual petition and the only person who knew about it was Jim, who was still at home on his computer waiting for something to happen without him having to actually do anything, the store was closed.
by Space Captain Nero October 2, 2007
Get the cyber hippiemug. by Calazzo November 25, 2006
Get the hippy spinmug. the Hippies spewed their Democrap and all that hippie doo-doo and talked all of that hippie smack and then they commited some acts of terrorism
by poop heads August 23, 2004
Get the hippie smackmug. Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"
<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.
by namaste away December 28, 2020
Get the dirt hippiemug. Noun. Adjective: Hippie-critical. A person who drives a very large SUV with bumper stickers reading things such as "Walk More" and "Cut Out Fossil Fuels".
MARY: Why does that Escalade have a sticker reading "Drive Less"?
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
BOB: Oh, they're just hippie-crites.
by Velma Hart August 17, 2011
Get the Hippie-critemug. Super cool hippie vibe but can be really boojie at other time. She recharged her crystals as she shops for Lululemon on a daily basis! Usually has a well balance of both, her hippiness can sometimes hide her boujie ways.
by Asianfitster September 10, 2018
Get the Boujie hippiemug.