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Mountain Hippies

People who live in the western parts of the United States (although may be found anywhere) who espouse "green" living and peace like regular hippies, but dress entirely in expensive outdoor clothing such as North Face, Columbia, Patagonia, and Royal Robbins. Many are clueless about actual environmental issues and may be mistaken for causeys. Usually even though they're wearing $600 worth of clothing made in sweatshops for pennies, they look a little rough around the edges, featuring several days growth of beard or messy hair, because they're in the mountains, and they want to look like they just crawled out of a tent. Are always completely oblivious to the fact that while they protest foreign sweatshop labor, they are its primary supporters. Many times participate heavily in winter mountain sports such as skiing or snowboarding.
I went to Colorado and was surrounded everywhere by mountain hippies. It sucked.
by Hellvis MF Presley November 19, 2009
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cyber hippie

Someone who sits around all day on the internet making petitions and random protests all via the web, which don't actually have any real effect on anything. They also tend to claim they want to help and change the world and all that good stuff, but are too lazy to actually get up, get out, and actually do something about it.
Jim was a cyber hippie. Jim sat at home and made a petition on the internet for people to join by clicking a button. It was protesting the closing of a store in his town. The petition slowly grew, and before long had over 100,000 people's names on it. "Now they definitely can't close the store", thought Jim.

A week later, without any evidence of an actual petition and the only person who knew about it was Jim, who was still at home on his computer waiting for something to happen without him having to actually do anything, the store was closed.
by Space Captain Nero October 2, 2007
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hippy spin

A delivery in cricket which does 4 different things from the same wrist position.
The batsman was decieved by the magic of hippy spin.
by Calazzo November 25, 2006
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hippie smack

a load of crap

see the hippie's philosophy
the Hippies spewed their Democrap and all that hippie doo-doo and talked all of that hippie smack and then they commited some acts of terrorism
by poop heads August 23, 2004
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Hippie trade

The act of two people "trading" a drug for a drug, i.e. the bong for the booze, whilst hanging out together.
In the parking lot of a rest stop where Cory and Sara planned to stay for the evening, Sara exhaled from the joint she was smoking and shifted her attention to Cory and his bottle of Fireball whisky; "hippie trade?" she asked.
by Bigmanwalking June 16, 2016
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Hippie Muncher

Hey Hippie Muncher, can I have one of those?
by Rah13 August 19, 2023
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hippy trail

a happy trail that has been cut, shaved, styled, clipped, or dyed to be the single gaudiest, ugliest, corniest, tackiest, most pretentious or most interesting thing about the hippy, hipster, deviant, or weirdo wearing it (there's no proof yet that any woman has ever done this anywhere). Usually something lame and supposedly counterculture like a tree, offensive logo, optical illusion, or, at its worst, an actual picture of a person or scene. Or, of course, Che Guevara.

When done right, it's usually a video game logo or something random or horrifying enough it actually seems appropriate to put on the happy trail.
"What the--that guy had that picture of Obama shaved into his hippy trail! Dude, wear a shirt, for America's sake!"
"Ugh, that's just foul."

"Woah, what the hell is that on his hippy trail?"
"Who, that guy? I dunno. Why are you looking?"
"That's the triforce!"
"Holy crap! Hey, half-naked dude! You win!"
by kittyme May 22, 2010
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