grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness June 30, 2018

Gripped

When someone gets caught red-handed, doing something they shouldn't.

Damn, josh got gripped last night by feds.

by Jmilly94 April 22, 2023

Gorilla Grip

When a girl’s pussy is so tight and grips that dick just perfect it makes you cum every time.

Damn shawty’s pussy is so nice. She had that gorilla grip.

by OhMyTwat June 5, 2023

Get a grip

Rosie B.

Rosie needs to get a grip

by lhcxhahax April 14, 2019

death grip syndrome

An inability to ejaculate due to either psychological inhibition or through desensitization of the penis from one's hands.

he has death grip syndrome

by Bobbystrurrew July 12, 2023

glory grip

the strongest puss¥ lips achievable by women. highly prized, rarely awarded. the best of the best. when a girls 🐱 is so tight that it squeezes on your dick & feels good as hell

“All the girls working for STEM hospitality got that glory grip”

by OvoMami April 27, 2023

Grip

A gun

Bro lemme cop that grip off you

by Yvng-og December 4, 2017