Grenade

An overweight, undesirable woman that one must jump on so a friend can get with a prettier girl.

“Nah dude, she’s a grenade.”
“I ain’t gonna hit that again, she a grenade”

by Hannes Rautie February 5, 2020

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

Ears, Genitals, Nose, Nostrils, Throat, & Chaff Grenade

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Australian Hand Grenade

The act of cumming inside of someones mouth while giving Head

I was Australian Hand Grenade in my sisters mouth

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Smoke grenade

Sit on her face and fart while she is sucking your balls

I just smoke grenaded your mom Aaron

by {ttv}361yungdan1375 March 1, 2021

Phone Grenade

the act of taking your friends phone, dialing their ex-girlfriend/boyfriend's number, then tossing it to them as it rings. Usually results in the "victim" of the grenade having a very awkward, yet hilarious exchange with their ex.

Me: Hey Nick! Catch!'
Nick: DAMNIT!...I mean...um hey Julie
Julie: Why the hell are you calling me?
Nick: Sorry I got phone grenaded.

by badhatter April 19, 2011

Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

sticky grenade

This version is different from a typical grenade in the fact that this girl obsesses and "sticks" to one guy. When a sticky grenade sticks to you, it makes it impossible to get with any of the hotties in her group of friends. If you try to get it in with any of the sticky grenades friends, you will get shut down immediately, otherwise the grenade will explode, thus ending any chances you have with any friends the sticky grenade has.

Guy A: Are you going to get on with Sarah?

Guy B: I can't , I got stuck by a sticky grenade.

by Topizzlinator January 13, 2016