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Ghetto Handsfree

It is when you see a person from the ghetto who puts their cellphones between the bandanna, headband or hijab and their ears, so they don't have to hold the cellphone with their hands, but cannot afford a regular headset/handsfree.
Look at that chick dawg, she has a ghetto handsfree.
by Osiris_god December 1, 2009
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ghetto timeshare

the act of buying something and splitting the cost with a friend or group of friends when the cost is under $100, and the group plans to share the item equally
$40 webcam, splitting $20 a piece, alternating possession every week is a ghetto timeshare
by Bob k. garf June 24, 2010
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ghetto glitter

Ghetto glitter is defined as broken glass (i.e. broken bottles, broken mirrors, broken windows, etc..) that can be found in most alleys and/or poor neighborhoods. When light shines upon the broken glass, the light is then refracted and/or reflected into the eye of an on looker which may or may not create monochromatic colors along with white light for the viewer to see.
1) Person 1: "Hey the street looks really nice today!"

Person 2: "Yeah, the light from the full moon is really shining on that ghetto glitter."

2) One should wear shoes when leaving the house so you do not cut your feet on ghetto glitter.
by Wm_Davies November 21, 2010
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Ghetto Telemetry

When you are at the ER and you need to admit a patient to a ward with telemetry surveilance but there just isnt one availiable, you resort to ghetto telemetry: POX-meter and the patient hooked up to the ECG with the nurse ready to print a snapshot every time the heartrate drops below a threshhold with 0.5ml atropine ready at hand.
Doc!! the all the heart telemetry monitors are in use, what do we do?! calm down! Hook him up to a Ghetto Telemetry!
by Dorre August 26, 2007
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ghetto hoochery

the noun form of acting like a skanky ass hoe. Most commonly used in situations of moderate to substantial sass.
Mary Beth doesn't watch Oprah anymore because she feels that Oprah has brought the ghetto hoochery to a level she's just not comfortable with.
by L'Hondre May 20, 2008
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Ghetto Garzone

When a dumb blonde tries to act gangster and ghetto by listening to rap.
Yo my ex-wife Laura is now being a Ghetto Garzone after she remarried a black man named Jamal.
by Fyzz April 9, 2009
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ghetto sick

a term used to define super cool or awesome. its a combination of the word sick(cool) and ghetto is just put in front of the word to make it sound rad
jasmine: hey jc did you see the white honda mini-van with the automatic sliding doors

jasmine: yea boii those doors are ghetto sick.
by dina-boi March 8, 2009
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