Garricktism

People who love the character Jay Garrick and has autism

I have Garricktism

by Batsy_thedarkknight December 26, 2025

thee garrick donovic

you put your legs over your head and try and shit in your mouth(if your having trouble with distance try eating creamed corn with exlax)

i love being alone with thee garrick donovic

by garrick August 16, 2003

verbal Gerbil

phone sex techinque most often used by the homosexual population

" Man that was really hot on the phone last night, you really got me with the Verbal Gerbil!"

by TaporChoke July 23, 2008

Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"

Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.

by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011

tanner garrison

A guy who often takes the normal level of edginess, and purposely pushes it back to an even further level in order to be funny. He often tries to make his appearance very intimidating and aggressive, but everyone knows that they are still better than him, which leads to him get roasted often and being the butt of a lot of jokes. Also, he tries to pull a lot of girls, using his dick as a method to try and finesse, except this always leads to rejection, and him moving on to the next girl, continuing the cycle.

Friend: Bro, Halloween was lit last night!
Me: Yeah, I just wish that john wouldn't have pulled a tanner garrison and said his grandma had a heart attack just so he could finesse my girl.
Friend: Yeah, that's a tanner garrison alright
Me: Agreed

by cwazy doode April 24, 2018

mr gearing

mr gearing is a grumpy old man on twitch.tv who swears a lot and races also known as mr LUL which is dutch for penis

i watch mr gearing today drive straight into a wall

by puffdamagicmoss March 16, 2018

Hot Gerbil

When you're smoking a bowl and a hot ember flies down your throat and burns you.

Man, I hit that bowl and got a fucking hot gerbil!

by 87 Heavy September 7, 2018