Gentlemen's Sausage

Slang for a man's penis.

Joesph: Guess where this guy had to get the word "Mini" tattooed to win a free Mini Cooper from this German radio station?

Henry: The Plums, chest,....?

Joesph: No, his Gentlemen's Sausage. Not the first word you'd want down there.

Henry: I'd put Gigantic down there in really small letters so you'd think it's to scale

Gentlemen's Sausage by BalckBaron November 13, 2011

Gentlemen's Resources

Looking at Porn on the Internet or Interweb

"What are you doing"
"I am browsing the Gentlemen's Resources"
"So your looking at Porn then"
"Yes, that I am"

Gentlemen's Resources by Stefan ( DavenPool ) davenport July 14, 2004

The Gentlemen 

When someone is wearing a top hat everyone must say 'The Gentlemen'. You may only say this and put on the top hat after it falls on someone's head randomly.
As popularized by How I Met Your Mother

Look at my tophat

THE GENTLEMEN

The Gentlemen by RaphIsAweomse October 21, 2012

Gentlemans line 

A big fat juicy line of cocaine.

We did gentlemans lines all night and spent over a thousand dollars on whores

Gentlemans line by Daniel.Crag October 6, 2017

gentlemantalia

Man genitals

I prefer to not talk about gentlemantalia in common conversation.

gentlemantalia by Wordsmithasaurus October 5, 2023

Gentlemens gel 

The product of your ejaculation

I sprayed so much gentlemens gel into my partners hair she looked like Cameron Diaz in "Theres something about Mary".

Gentlemens gel by Single handed sailor April 21, 2010

gentlemens cockblock 

When a guy has given permisson to another guy that he is aloud to cockblock him when he is talking to a fat,unattractive,slampig girl. Mainly happens when you are drunk.

-- At a Party --

Joe-Hey if I get really drunk tonight and start talking to a slampig can you gentlemens cockblock me?
Jesse-Sure!
-- 2 hours later really drunk --
Joe-You are so hot.
Slampig- aww come here!

*about to kiss*
Jesse-*Steps in between them pulls out Joe*
Joe-Thanks

gentlemens cockblock by unger53194 September 19, 2011