Jerk master general

An insult said by Todomatsu to Choromatsu after Oso said that he would steal his dirty magz without asking.

Oso: Well if you wanna go there who’s the one who took this douche’s dirty magz without even asking?!
Choro: *sweats nervously*
Totty: What!? Hey Jerk master general that’s kinda vile

by Attention_tobirds12 June 25, 2023

I slack in your general direction

Sleeping after finishing an exam paper

me:sleeps after finishing the exam answers
"i slack in your general direction"

by Shadanium May 20, 2024

The Dollar General

Hey, Ridge, you're not doing shit, bitch I got within arms reach of three will their disabled grandmother struggled to get into the store... Where were you then? Not pretending, bitch. That's where.

Hym "Where were you at The Dollar General and what is a crippled old lady going to do to stop me?"

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024

Modern Major General

A song that debuted in an opera called The Pirates of Penzance. It entered popular culture in recent decades following its adaptation in VeggieTales. Nowadays, it's commonly parodied in various memes

"I'm very good with integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalcules;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern major general!"
(In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
he is the very model of a modern major general!)

by Inlovewithabsol June 15, 2024

The stubb-meister-general

He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.

Oh my god, it’s the stubb-Meister-general!!! Hide your wives!!!!

by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024

Life in general

Is self-explanatory.

“Life in general is what you are.” - Baby Yoda.

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

A.I Generated

Basically if Akinator stole a bunch of stuff and mashed it together to create a horrific abomination that a bunch of Nazi Chuds, Basement Dwellers, Fandom Menaces and Crypto Bros think is comparable to actual art.

Kyle: Dude, look at this masterpiece I made!
Daniel: Dude, that's clearly A.I Generated, get a fucking life

by Big, Big, Martian March 4, 2025